If I had to guess, I'd bet that most engagement blog entries are written by the woman who has been proposed to, rather than the man who has done the proposing. Last night, I did that proposing, and I will tell you the story like a bard of old.
Yesterday, I took one lovely Marijke M. Van Pelt out for a spot of English tea in Cambria. We went to a teahouse I had heard about called The Tea Cozy. It is the type of place you would normally take your grandma - one visit was enough to last me about 10 years.
A man served us tea and scones. The man pronounced "scone" in a way that rhymed with "lawn" rather than "loan". He seemed sort of prudish, and when I asked him if I could diverge from the normal menu and have only one scone instead of two, he looked down his nose at me and said, "Well, I SUPPOSE you could have one scone, but I for one can NEVER have just one." Marijke and I politely asked for just one scone each.
With our tea dranken, our scones eaten, and my brain filled with the knowledge of what a tea cozy actually is, we left Cambria.
One the way to Cambria, I pointed out a spot along the ocean that I used to surf at. I nonchalantly said, "We should stop by there on the way back south. It is really pretty." So, when we passed it again, I pulled over and we started walking through a field along a path that led to small coastal cliffs.
Here is Marijke right as we started walking, almost completely unsuspicious of the events about the transpire. What a babe:

And here she is, walking straight into the arms of DESTINY:

And then...an OMEN of impending blessing and joy! We saw a white crane standing in the path before us. It might have been an egret or heron, but I am going to assume it was a crane because the story is better that way. The crane is a bird rich in lore and mythology. According to various cultures, the crane is an omen of longevity (Korea, China, Japan, and Vietnam), wisdom (China), joy (Ancient Greece and Rome), loyalty (Medieval Europe), and contemplation (Africa). If you ask me, I'd say we are in for something good.
Mythology and lore aside, Marijke wanted me to take a picture of the beautiful white bird. I lifted my camera to take a picture, but the crane began to fly away. As I tried to take a picture of the flying bird, Marijke stood between it and the camera. In the pictures below, we see her trying to get out of the picture frame.
"Tim, no, not me! The bird, the bird!"

"TIM! THE BIRD! TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BIRD!!!!"

And here we see the crane flying away after having finally delivered her divine oracle of good will and hope.

Marijke thought that running from a crane was the most exciting thing that was going to happen to her that evening, but she was in for a WILD RIDE OF MATRIMONIAL JEWELRY!
So, we walked down to the water and I proceeded to tell Marijke how much and why I loved her. I tried to stop her at a premeditated spot, but she said, "Why are we stopping? Let's go down to the water." I had to play it off and act cool, so I said, "Uh...yeah, I don't know why we should stop. Let's keep walking."
We got down to the water's edge and, upon one knee, I did the deed. I asked Marijke to be my wife. I don't quite remember what happened right then, but Marijke promises me she actually said yes. I don't remember hearing a "yes", but I do remember lots of crying and screaming and jumping.
Crying:

Screaming:

Blinging (a picture from later that night):

After this, Marijke excitedly called a bunch of her friends and family and then we went to dinner in Morro Bay.
I'm going to have a wife. And what a wife!