Eight months ago, a dear friend died. This friend graced my life for 5 years before being tragically lost in a duel with fate. Careening from a height of more than four feet, my friend fell on her head and her neck snapped away from her body with the violence and the despair of a glacier falling into the Arctic sea.For months, my friend was entombed in her black coffin. I tried to forget about her. I tried to make new friends, but that only increased the pain. I was away from America and all I could do was ask, "Why?!"
I debated leaving her body on foreign soil. It pains me to think of it now, but I even considered cremating her remains. Something inside of me, though, whispered, "Bury her in America, where she belongs. It is your...destiny."
Glaring through hot tears, I slowly raised my fist to the sky and vowed to bear my friend back to California, even if it meant leaving many of my other belongings behind.
The funeral procession was made up of a solitary airplane and it lasted for 14 hours. I removed the coffin from its ominous hearse and brought it home. I could barely stand looking at the coffin standing in the corner, knowing that I would soon have to dispose of the friend who had brought me so much joy through the years. I trembled under dark skies as I screamed out, "O! How I must confront my destiny now, not as a coward, but as the demigod of my fate!"
A cry became a vow. A vow became a plan. A plan became an operation. The terrible deed would soon be done...but I had to try one more thing before I would plunge that dutiful daggar...Could the good doctors of American acoustic rock restore my friend to me?
YEA! HOW THEY COULD!
After eight months of breathless death, THERE IS RESUSCITATION! MY GUITAR HAS BEEN REPAIRED!
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, so does my guitar now shatter the skies with its piercing shrieks of pop music! Onward, Simon and Garfunkel! Onward, Bruce Springsteen! Onward, Beatles! If there were any time that the world needed your mighty cadences, O! how it is now!