I am so culturally with it

Tonight I went to the Portland Polish Festival. I:

-ate potato pancakes (platskis). Amazing.
-ate a cheese dumpling. Equally amazing, but also death-defyingly rich.
-listened to a polka band play the hokey pokey once and the chicken dance twice.
-got elbowed in the face by a random festival-goer.
-accidentally knocked over a little boy while polka dancing. Don't worry, he got over it and I got more careful.