Has anyone heard of "Sporthocker"? It's an extreme sport where German teenagers run around twirling plastic stools and then sitting on them in an Xtreme fashion. My friend Matt Hall tipped me off to this picture of a Sporthocker-enthusiast, who looks eerily similar to me:

Here's a youtube video if you want to watch some Xtreme Sporthocker:

Here's a youtube video if you want to watch some Xtreme Sporthocker:
okay thats REALLY creepy.